Welcome! Here you may find the brilliant "Very Secret Diary" series by the wonderful Cassandra Claire. These are also published in her LiveJournal, but she was kind enough to agree to let your humble servant here publish them here. Enjoy!
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These are works of parody, and as such include content which may result in loud laughter, drinks sprayed across keyboards/monitors, et cetera. The creators of these works and this site assume no responsibility for any censure or damage which may occur. Use at your own risk.
These are also archived here.
Fellowship of the Ring
Aragorn, Son of Arathorn
Legolas, Son of Weenus
Boromir of Gondor
Gandalf the Grey
Saruman the White
Gimli, Son of Gloin
Ringwraith No. 5
The Two Towers|
Aragorn, Son of Arathorn, Part 2
Legolas, Part 2
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