December 07, 2009

Armored

Directed by: Nimrod Antal
Starring: Columbus Short, Matt Dillon, Jean Reno, Lawrence Fishburne, Amaury Nolasco, Skeet Ulrich, Milo Ventimiglia
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense violence, some disturbing images and brief strong language.

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October 26, 2009

Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Directed by: Paul Weitz
Starring: Chris Massoglia, John C. Reilly, Josh Hutcherson, Jessica Carlson, Salma Hayek,
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense supernatural violence and action, disturbing images, thematic elements and some language.

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October 12, 2009

Whip It

Directed by: Drew Barrymore
Starring: Ellen Page, Marcia Gay Harden, Bill Stern, Alia Shawkat, Kristen Wiig, Zoe Bell, Juliette Lewis, Andrew Wilson
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content including crude dialogue, language, and drug material.

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September 14, 2009

9

Directed by: Shane Acker
Starring: Christopher Plummer, Martin Landau, John C. Reilly, Crispin Glover, Jennifer Connolly, Elijah Wood
Rated: PG-13 for violence and scary images.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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August 10, 2009

Julie & Julia

Directed by: Nora Ephron
Starring: Meryl Streep, Amy Adams, Stanley Tucci, Chris Messina
Rated: PG-13 for brief strong language and some sensuality.

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June 22, 2009

The Proposal

Starring: Sandra Bullock, Ryan Reynolds, Mary Steenburgen, Craig T. Nelson, Betty White
Directed by: Anne Fletcher
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, nudity and language.
Parental Notes: This is a pretty standard PG-13 romantic comedy. The nudity is comedic and the sexual content is minimal.

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June 01, 2009

Drag Me To Hell

Directed by: Sam Raimi
Starring: Alison Lohman, Justin Long, Lorna Raver, Dileep Rao, David Paymer
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of horror violence, terror, disturbing images and language.
Parental Notes: This is not for kids who can't handle scary movies. There's plenty of disgusting and startling stuff here, monsters and demons and all of that. Teens may enjoy it, but youngsters prone to nightmares should be kept home.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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May 18, 2009

Angels & Demons

Directed by: Ron Howard
Starring: Tom Hanks, Ayelet Zurer, Ewan McGregor, Stellan Skarsgard, Armin Mueller-Stahl
Rated:
PG-13 for sequences of violence, disturbing images, and thematic material.
Parental Notes: The violence in this film makes it unsuitable for most youngsters. There's some fairly antiseptic gunplay, but the film also includes people being burned alive and old men branded across the chest.

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File under: Just Plain Bad, Rated PG-13
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May 13, 2009

Star Trek

Directed by: J. J. Abrams
Starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Karl Urban, Eric Bana
Rated: PG-13 for sci-fi action and violence, and brief sexual content.
Parental Notes: This is the first Star Trek film to be rated PG-13, and it's a deserved rating. Parts of this film will likely be too intense for sensitive youngsters, but the violence isn't particularly graphic.

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File under: Actionfestorama!, Rated PG-13
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May 04, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Directed by: Gavin Hood
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Lynn Collins, Ryan Reynolds
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, and some partial nudity.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly average PG-13. The violence is mostly cartoonish rather than graphically bloody.

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April 27, 2009

The Soloist

Directed by: Joe Wright
Starring: Jamie Foxx, Robert Downey Jr., Catherine Keener
Rated: PG-13 for thematic elements, some drug use and language.
Parental Notes: This is a thoughtful film, and occasionally disturbing. It's aimed at mature viewers, so while it doesn't contain much in the way of disturbing content, youngsters will likely find it boring.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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January 05, 2009

Doubt

Written and Directed by: John Patrick Shanley
Starring: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Amy Adams
Rated: PG-13 for thematic material.
Parental Notes: Although there's nothing on screen that might be problematic for young viewers, the subject matter (doubts about whether a priest is assaulting schoolboys) and the overall style of the film are inappropriate for youngsters.

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November 23, 2008

Twilight

Directed by: Catherine Hardwicke
Starring: Robert Pattison, Kristen Stewart, Billy Burke
Rated: PG-13 for some violence and a scene of sensuality.
Parental Notes: The scene of sensuality is pretty mild, it's a makeout session cut off by Edward's fear he is about to lose control and bite Bella. The violence is brief and not graphic or particularly realistic.

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October 20, 2008

Eagle Eye

Directed by: D.J. Caruso
Starring: Shia LeBeouf, Michelle Monaghan, Rosario Dawson, Billy Bob Thornton, Michael Chiklis
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of action and violence, and for language.
Parental Notes: This is a pretty violent film and the killing of hundreds of police officers and civilians is taken very lightly. None of the violence is graphic, however -- there's very little blood or particular nastiness about it.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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August 04, 2008

The X-Files: I Want to Believe

Directed by: Chris Carter
Starring: David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Billy Connolly
Rated: PG-13 for violent and disturbing content and thematic material.

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July 07, 2008

Hancock

Directed by: Peter Berg
Starring: Will Smith, Charlize Theron, Jason Bateman
Rated: PG-13 for some intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence, and language.
Parental Notes: This film had to work hard to get its PG-13 rating rather than an R. This is pretty edgy stuff for its rating, and is likely not appropriate for youngsters. You've got hands being chopped off, gunfights, beatings -- all without too much in the way of spurting blood or disgusting sound effects, but still likely to be inappropriate for some kids.

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June 30, 2008

Get Smart

Directed by: Peter Segal
Starring: Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne Johnson, Alan Arkin, Terrence Stamp
Rated: PG-13 for some rude humor, action violence and language.
Parental Notes: This is a pretty soft PG-13. There's a shot of Mr. Carell with the seat of his pants torn off and some rather cartoony violence, and that's about it.

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June 16, 2008

The Incredible Hulk

Directed by: Louis Leterrier
Starring: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, William Hurt, Tim Roth, Tim Blake Nelson
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense action violence, some frightening sci-fi images, and brief suggestive content.
Parental Notes: This is a pretty straightforward super-hero movie. Youngsters may find some sequences too intense, but there's very little blood. The most intense violence is between the Hulk and an equally unreal creature.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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May 27, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Harrison Ford, Cate Blanchett, Karen Allen, Shia LeBeouf, Ray Winstone,
Rated:PG-13 for adventure violence and scary images.
Parental Notes: This film is about the same as the other Indiana Jones movies, a solid PG-13. Some youngsters may find the film a bit too intense (the scary images include people being eaten alive by ants as well as chases, fights, and freaky tribesmen with spears and other weapons, not to mention corpses, skeletons, and aliens). Most preteens and older should be fine.

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April 25, 2008

The Forbidden Kingdom

Directed by: Rob Minkoff
Starring: Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Michael Angarano, Collin Chou, Yifei Liu
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of martial arts action and some violence.
Parental Notes: Parents of impressionable children should note that this film is packed with martial arts stunts. Children who are likely to attempt to imitate these stunts without the safety precautions used by the actors (harnesses, wires, etc) should probably be left at home.

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April 14, 2008

Leatherheads

Directed By: George Clooney
Starring: George Clooney, Renee Zellweger, John Krasinski, Jonathan Pryce, Stephen Root
Rated: PG-13 for brief strong language.
Parental Notes: There's some kissing, some swearing, and that's about it. Unless you don't want your kids hearing some salty language and seeing some fistfights played largely for laughs, this is probably a safe bet.

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April 03, 2008

21

Directed by: Robert Luketic
Starring: Jim Sturgess, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, Aaron Yoo, Liza Lapira, Laurence Fishbourne
Rated: PG-13 for some violence, and sexual content including partial nudity.
Parental Notes: This is a solid PG-13 film. There's some beating of card sharks by Vegas security goons and a sex scene, but neither is as graphic as you'd find in an R-rated film.

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December 18, 2007

I am Legend

Directed by: Francis Lawrence
Starring: Will Smith
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi action and violence.
Parental Notes: Most teens and preteens should be fine -- this is a suspenseful movie and youngsters who are already afraid of dark places may find it too intense, but it is not terribly graphic.

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September 10, 2007

Balls of Fury

Directed by: Ben Garant
Starring: Dan Fogler, George Lopez, Christopher Walken, Maggie Q, James Hong
Rated: PG-13 for crude and sex-related humor, and for language.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard PG-13 comedy full of crude humor. Nothing unusually awful by Hollywood standards, but certainly not intellectual fare.

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August 06, 2007

The Bourne Ultimatum

Directed by: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Matt Damon, Julia Stiles, David Strathairn, Joan Allen,
Rated: PG-13 for violence and intense sequences of action.
Parental Notes: This is about the same as the two previous films in terms of violence -- car chases and crashes, hand-to-hand combat, and some use of guns. The violence is fairly bloodless, but the sequences are long and intense. There's very little in the way of sensuality except for a flashback to a scene from the first film.

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July 30, 2007

The Simpsons Movie

Directed by: David Silverman
Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Harry Shearer, Hank Azaria
Rated: PG-13 for irreverent humor throughout.
Parental Notes: If you let your kids watch "The Simpsons," you're probably going to be okay with the movie. It's only a wee bit more on the rude side than the show.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 23, 2007

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Directed by: Dennis Dugan
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Jessica Biel, Steve Buscemi
Rated: PG-13 for crude sexual content throughout, nudity, language and drug references. (re-rated; originally rated R)
Parental Notes: This is a difficult film to offer advice about for parents. It's thoroughly crude and has more than its fair share of stupid stereotypes, but it lacks graphic violence or sexual content. Whether you're comfortable with your kids seeing it will probably depend heavily on your opinion of stupid comedies and homosexuality.

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July 17, 2007

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Directed by: David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Imelda Staunton, Evanna Lynch, Matthew Lewis, Katie Leung, Michael Gambon
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence and frightening images.
Parental Notes: This film is definitely darker, scarier, and more maturely-themed than the previous films, so use caution when taking younger children to see it. If they could handle the book, they can probably handle the film (though they'll likely be peeved by the many cuts the screenwriter made in the story).

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File under: Rated PG-13
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June 18, 2007

Ocean's 13

Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: Casey Affleck, Ellen Barkin, Scott Caan, Vincent Cassel, Don Cheadle, George Clooney, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia, Elliott Gould, Eddie Izzard, Eddie Jemison, Bernie Mac, Al Pacino, David Paymer, Brad Pitt, Shaobo Qin, Carl Reiner, Julian Sands
Rated: PG-13 for brief sensuality.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly straightforward caper film -- all talk and scheming, little-to-no violence or sex. There's some heavy breathing and innuendo in a few scenes, but that's about it. It will likely go over the heads of youngsters, and it's innocuous for older kids.

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June 11, 2007

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Kiera Knightley, Bill Nighy, Geoffrey Rush, Jack Davenport, Naomie Harris
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of action/adventure violence and some frightening images.
Parental Notes: This is definitely PG-13 -- there are plenty of scary parts, including one fellow who gets suffocated by tentacles wrapped around his face and shoved into his mouth and nose. However, the combat violence isn't terribly graphic and it's more chaotic than anything. Most teens and preteens should be fine, it's the youngsters you will want to think about before taking.

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January 29, 2007

Blood and Chocolate

Directed by: Katja von Garnier
Starring: Agnes Bruckner, Hugh Dancy, Olivier Martinez
Rated: PG-13 for violence/terror, some sexuality and substance abuse.
Parental Notes: This is a fair PG-13 movie. The substance abuse consists of drinking absinthe. The violence is not overly graphic (you can tell what is happening, but it's not gratuitous).

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December 18, 2006

Eragon

Directed by: Stefan Fangmeier
Starring: Edward Speleers, Jeremy Irons, John Malkovich, Sienna Guilory, Robert Carlyle
Rated: PG for fantasy violence, intense battle sequences and some frightening images.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard PG movie -- the violence is not very graphic and there is no language or nudity. The battle sequences may be a bit intense for the very young.

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November 17, 2006

Casino Royale

Directed by: Martin Campbell
Starring: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Mads Mikkelsen, Judi Dench
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of violent action, a scene of torture, sexual content and nudity.
Parental Notes: That this movie is rated PG-13 highlights the idiocy of the MPAA. The torture scene involves a man's genitals being beaten with a large rope while he screams in agony. This is not appropriate for youngsters.

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November 13, 2006

Stranger than Fiction

Directed by: Mark Forster
Starring: Will Ferrell, Emma Thompson, Queen Latifah, Dustin Hoffman
Rated: PG-13 for some disturbing images, sexuality, brief language and nudity.
Parental Notes: This is an interesting, thought-provoking film which teens and preteens may well find fascinating. It is a solid PG-13, which makes it unsuitable for youngsters.

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October 23, 2006

The Prestige

Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Scarlett Johansson, Rebecca Hall, David Bowie
Rated: PG-13 for violence and disturbing images.
Parental Notes: This is not a film for youngsters -- they will likely be both confused and frightened. Teens with an interest in magic and in films that have plenty of plot twists will probably enjoy it.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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October 16, 2006

Man of the Year

Written and Directed by: Barry Levinson
Starring: Robin Williams, Christopher Walken, Laura Linney, Lewis Black, Jeff Goldblum
Rated: PG-13 for language including some crude sexual references, drug related material, and brief violence.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly innocuous film for teens and mature preteens, but youngsters may be frightened by the thriller plot line.

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October 02, 2006

School for Scoundrels

Directed by: Todd Phillips
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Heder, Jacinda Barrett, Matt Walsh, Horatio Sanz, Todd Louiso
Rated: PG-13 for language, crude and sexual content, and some violence.
Parental Notes: This is a safe movie for teens and mature preteens, though offhand mentions of rape may make it inappropriate for some.

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August 28, 2006

The Illusionist

Written and Directed by: Neil Burger
Starring: Edward Norton, Jessica Biel, Paul Giamatti, Rufus Sewel
Rated: PG-13 for some sexuality and violence.
Parental Notes: Fine for teens and most preteens; neither the violence nor the sexuality is very graphic.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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August 14, 2006

Pulse

Directed by: Jim Sonzero
Starring: Kristen Bell, Ian Somerhalder, Christina Milian, Rick Gonzalez, Jonathan Tucker,
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi terror, disturbing images, language, sensuality and thematic material.
Parental Notes: This is probably too spooky a film for youngsters, but teens and mature preteens will likely get a kick out of it if they like scary movies.

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July 17, 2006

The Devil Wears Prada

Directed by: David Frankel
Starring: Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci
Rated: PG-13 for some sensuality.
Parental Notes: This is a good movie for teens, especially those who have jobs. Preteens may enjoy it as well. There is very little in the way of language or sex, and then sensuality mentioned in the rating is very minor. The only questionable content is the incredibly thin actresses splattered all over the screen.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 10, 2006

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Jonathan Pryce, Bill Nighy,
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of adventure violence, including frightening images.
Parental Notes: As with the first film, this is not a movie for youngsters. The bad guys are scary monsters, and there's plenty of icky stuff on screen -- crows going after corpses, people falling to their deaths as a ship is pulled in half by a giant monster, and so on. Preteens and teens will likely be fine, but the pre-school crowd is best left at home and you should probably think twice before taking elementary students.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 03, 2006

Superman Returns

Directed by: Bryan Singer
Starring: Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, James Marsden, Kevin Spacey
Rated: PG-13 for some intense action violence.
Parental Notes: For the most part, this is a very comic-book film, with cartoonish violence that should be fine for most kids. However, there is a sequence near the end in which Luthor gets the best of Superman and nearly kills him, which is quite unpleasant and which may be too intense for some youngsters.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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June 19, 2006

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

Directed by: Justin Lin
Starring: Lucas Black, Sung Kang, Brian Tee, Nathalie Kelley
Rated: PG-13 for reckless and illegal behavior involving teens, violence, language and sexual content.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly innocuous film aside from the over-the-top racing. Provided you trust your preteen or teen not to be overly influenced to take up street racing, this should be a fine film for them.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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May 30, 2006

X-Men: The Last Stand

Directed by: Brett Ratner
Starring: Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Sir Ian McKellan, Halle Berry, Famke Janssen, Anna Paquin, James Marsden
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of action violence, some sexual content and language.
Parental Notes: This film is in the same vein as the other two; there's a lot of thrilling comic-book violence, minor sexual content and language, and a good bit of melodrama. There's very little gore or graphic content.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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April 24, 2006

American Dreamz

Directed by: Paul Weitz
Starring: Hugh Grant, Mandy Moore, Sam Golzari, Dennis Quaid Willem Dafoe.
Rated: PG-13 for brief strong language and some sexual references.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly safe movie for preteens and teens. The sexual references are fairly tame and the strong language is sparingly used.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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April 10, 2006

Take the Lead

Directed by: Liz Friedlander
Starring: Antonio Banderas, Rob Brown, Alfre Woodard, Yaya DaCosta
Rated: PG-13 for thematic material, language and some violence.
Parental notes: This is an accurately rated film. It's not aimed at the Kindergarten-and-younger set, and they probably wouldn't enjoy it. Teens and preteens are likely to have a good time, though, especially if they're interested in dancing.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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February 19, 2006

Date Movie

Written and Directed by: Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer
Starring: Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Sophie Monk, Eddie Griffin, Tony Cox, Fred Willard, Jennifer Coolidge
Rated: PG-13 for continuous crude and sexual humor, including language.
Parental Notes: This is a very crude film, and while it's rated PG-13 some parents may not be comforatble with their children seeing it.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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February 12, 2006

Firewall

Directed by: Richard Loncraine
Starring: Harrison Ford, Virginia Madsen, Paul Bettany, Jimmy Bennett, Carly Schroeder
Rated: PG-13 for some intense sequences of violence.
Parental Notes: The violence in the film is sporadic but sufficiently graphic to be too intense for most youngsters. The children-in-peril situation and the home invasion scenes may also be too intense for young children. Mature preteens and teenagers will probably be fine.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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January 24, 2006

Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World

Written and Directed by: Albert Brooks
Starring: Albert Brooks, Sheetal Sheth, Jon Tenney, John Carroll Lynch
Rated: PG-13 for drug content and brief strong language.
Parental Notes: This film will go straight over all but the most politically astute teens' heads. It's not inappropriate for younger kids - there's almost no violence and only a little drug and language content - but youngsters probably just won't find it interesting.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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December 27, 2005

The Producers

Directed by: Susan Stroman
Starring: Nathan Lane, Matthew Broderick, Uma Thurman, Will Farrell
Rated:PG-13 for sexual humor and references
Parental Notes: There's plenty of vulgar humor here, which makes it somewhat inappropriate for youngsters. However, it's still Mel Brooks: it's sweet, funny, and lighthearted. Like "Spaceballs" and his other films, kids 12 and up will probably enjoy it, but unlike his other works, they'll like it more if they've seen a few old musicals.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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December 05, 2005

Aeon Flux

Directed by: Karyn Kusama
Starring: Charlize Theron, Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller, Sophie Okonedo
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of violence and sexual content.
Parental Notes: Aeon Flux is a fairly standard PG-13 film. There's little explicit sexual content and the violence is not particularly graphic.

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November 21, 2005

Walk the Line

Directed by: James Mangold
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Reese Witherspoon, Robert Patrick
Rated: PG-13 for some language, thematic material and depiction of drug dependency.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard PG-13; the subject matter and some of the language may not be appropriate for youngsters. There's emotional abuse, death, drug use, and sex; they're handled tactfully and not gratuitous, but they are still there.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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November 14, 2005

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Directed by: Mike Newell
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Brendan Gleeson, Robert Pattinson
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of fantasy violence and frightening images.
Parental Notes: This is a darker film than the first three, and not as suitable for young children. There are frightening creatures, death-defying chases, and more than a few dark and frightening images. Children who easily handled the book should be fine, but the younger, more sensitive set may wind up with nightmares about skulls and evil wizards.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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October 03, 2005

Serenity

Written and Directed by: Joss Whedon
Starring: Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres, Alan Tudyk, Adam Baldwin, Jewel Staite, Summer Glau, Sean Maher, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense violence and action, and some sexual references.
Parental Notes: This film has some fairly intense moments but is probably fine for mature preteens and up.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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September 05, 2005

The Transporter 2

Directed by: Louis Leterrier
Starring: Jason Statham, Amber Valletta, Allesandro Gassman, Kate Nauta.
Rated: PG-13 intense sequences of violent action, sexual content, partial nudity and brief language.
Parental Notes: The violence here is mostly cartoonish, and the partial nudity consists of half a nipple, half a rear end, and a villainess who spends as much time as possible wearing nothing but her underwear. It walks a fine line as far as suitability for preteens, but teenagers should be fine.

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August 30, 2005

The Brothers Grimm

Directed by: Terry Gilliam
Starring: Heath Ledger, Matt Damon, Jonathan Pryce, Peter Stormare, Lena Headey, Monica Bellucci
Rated: PG-13 for violence, frightening sequences and brief suggestive material.
Parental Notes: This is a strong PG-13 -- Terry Gilliam is known for including disturbing elements in his films and this is no exception. Viewers will encounter a pulverized kitten, a living corpse, a horse which swallows children, and plenty of grim fairy tale elements.

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August 23, 2005

Red Eye

Directed by: Wes Craven
Starring: Cillian Murphy, Rachel McAdams, Brian Cox
Rated: PG-13 for some intense sequences of violence, and language.
Parental Notes: This is a solid PG-13 thriller with action, suspense, and good-looking leads. There's some violence, and while it's not especially graphic, it is rather creepy in spots. "Red Eye" is probably fine for teens and mature preteens.

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August 08, 2005

The Dukes of Hazzard

Directed by: Jay Chandrasekhar
Starring: Sean Williams Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Willie Nelson, Jessica Simpson, Burt Reynolds
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, crude and drug-related humor, language and comic action violence.
Parental Notes: Some parents may have concerns with the racial and sexual humor of the film, but overall it's a fairly average PG-13 rating. Not too scary for preteens, but maybe too intense (or too racy) for kids under 10.

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August 01, 2005

Must Love Dogs

Directed by: Gary David Goldberg
Starring: John Cusack, Diane Lane, Christopher Plummer, Stockard Channing
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard romantic comedy. There's some bawdy material but nothing graphic. Really, the most damage it might do to your children is give them unrealistic expectations in life.

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July 25, 2005

Bad News Bears

Directed by: Richard Linklater
Starring: Billy Bob Thornton, Greg Kinnear, Sammi Kraft, Brandon Craggs, Timmy Deters, K.C. Harris, Tyler Patrick Jones
Rated: PG-13 for rude behavior, language throughout, some sexuality and thematic elements
Parental Notes: This film deserves its PG-13 rating; although it features kids in the 10-13 set as characters, the foul language and rude behavior may be a bit much for some parents to consider this appropriate for their own kids. That said, the underlying messages of the film are good and most kids have heard all this language before.

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July 11, 2005

Fantastic Four

Directed by: Tim Story
Starring: Jessica Alba, Ioan Gruffud, Michael Chiklis, Chris Evans, Julian McMahon
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense action, and some suggestive content.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly standard comic-book movie. It's not too gory, and there's little in the way of sexually suggestive content. While the action scenes may be too intense for youngsters, it's mostly harmless.

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July 05, 2005

War of the Worlds

Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Tom Cruise, Dakota Fanning, Justin Chatwin
Rated: PG-13 for frightening sequences of sci-fi violence and disturbing images.
Parental Notes: This is a reasonably strong PG-13 film. Although it isn't terribly graphic, there are several disturbing scenes including one of mob violence and numerous shots of dead bodies at a distance. Youngsters may find it too intense.

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June 15, 2005

Batman Begins

Directed by: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Christian Bale, Cillian Murphy, Liam Neeson, Katie Holmes, Tom Wilkinson, Rutger Hauer, Michael Caine, Ken Watanabe
Rated: PG-13 for intense action violence, disturbing images and some thematic elements.
Parental Notes: This film is a pretty heavy PG-13, right on the edge of R. There is quite a bit of violence here and some intensely scary moments as well. This is not a film for kids who are easily spooked by bats or boogiemen. That said, preteens who aren’t still kind of scared of the dark will probably enjoy it.

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June 14, 2005

Mr. And Mrs. Smith

Directed by: Doug Liman
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of violence, intense action, sexual content and brief strong language.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly typical action movie; mature preteens and teenagers will probably have a blast watching it.

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June 06, 2005

Cinderella Man

Directed by: Ron Howard
Starring: Russell Crowe, Renee Zellweger, Paul Giamatti, Craig Bierko
Rated: PG-13 for intense boxing violence and some language.
Parental Notes: This film is probably fine for preteens and teens, but youngsters may find the boxing scenes too intense for comfort.

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May 16, 2005

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Directed by: George Lucas
Starring: Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Ian McDiarmid,
Rated: PG-13 for sci-fi violence and some intense images.
Parental Notes: This is a much darker film than the previous two episodes, and is not for young children. Anakin's journey to the dark side is disturbing and the final battle he engages in is graphic and includes dismemberment. This is a strong PG-13 film, so take that into consideration when thinking about taking your kids.

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April 10, 2005

Sahara

Directed by: Breck Eisner
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Penelope Cruz, Steve Zahn, Lambert Wilson, William H. Macy
Rated: PG-13 for action violence.
Parental Notes: This is standard summer PG-13 fare. The violence is mostly of the big explosions and fast chases sort, with plenty of scattered gunfire, but it's all in good fun and generally not dark or cruel in tone. There are deaths, but not gruesome ones. This is a good film for preteens and teens who like summer action flicks.

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March 27, 2005

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous

Directed by: John Pasquin
Starring: Sandra Bullock, Regina King, Diedrick Bader, Treat Williams, Heather Burns, William Shatner
Rated: PG-13 for sexual references and a scene of violence.
Parental Notes: This film is fairly innocuous for most preteens. There is a little violence but nothing graphic and some sexual references but nothing all that explicit.

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March 22, 2005

Guess Who?

Directed by: Kevin Rodney Sullivan
Starring: Bernie Mac, Ashton Kutcher, Judith Scott, Zoe Saldana
Rated: PG-13 for sex-related humor
Parental Notes: This is a fairly innocuous film overall. There are some lewd references and some on-screen goofing around but nothing explicit.

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March 07, 2005

Be Cool

Directed by: F. Gary Gray
Starring: John Travolta, Uma thurman, Vince Vaughn, Cedric the Entertainer, Andre 3000, Robert Pastorelli, Christina Milian, Harvey Keitel, The Rock.
Rated: PG-13 for violence, sensuality, and language including sexual references.
Parental Notes: This film is fine for most pre-teens. It's out of the interest range of kids who are too young for the violence and language.

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February 21, 2005

Hitch

Starring: Will Smith, Eva Mendez, Kevin James, Amber Valletta
Directed by: Andy Tennant
Rated: PG-13 for language and some strong sexual references
Parental Notes: This sweet romantic comedy has a good message (that any guy has a shot at happiness with any gal) and a light tone. Although it may not interest younger kids, those old enough to be interested in finding the guy or gal of their dreams will probably like it.

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January 17, 2005

Elektra

Directed by: Rob Bowman
Starring: Jennifer Garner, Goran Visnjic, Kirsten Prout, Will Yun Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Rated: PG-13 for action violence.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly innocus PG-13, as far as violence goes. It’s not particularly gruesome, although some of the monsters may frighten youngsters.

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January 10, 2005

House of Flying Daggers

Starring: Takeshi Kaneshiro, Andy Lau, Zhang Ziyi.
Directed by: Zhang Yimou
Rated: PG-13 for sequences of stylized martial arts violence, and some sexuality.
Parental Notes: The super-stylized violence here is unlikely to be a problem for teens and mature youngsters, but there are two brief attempted-rape sequences which some may find distressing.

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January 03, 2005

The Aviator

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Cate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsale, John C. Reilly, Alec Baldwin, Alan Alda
Directed by: Martin Scorsese
Rated: PG-13 for thematic elements, sexual content, nudity, language and a crash sequence.
Parental Notes: Most of this film will be fine for preteens, though they may find its candid portrayal of Hughes’ obsessive-compulsive disorder and an intense airplane crash sequence disturbing. It will likely appeal more to teenagers interested in the era or in Hughes as a person.

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December 20, 2004

Phantom of the Opera

Directed by: Joel Schumacher
Starring: Gerard Butler, Emily Rossum, Patrick Wilson, Miranda Richardson, Minnie Driver
Rated: PG-13 for brief violent images.
Parental Notes: There isn’t much here to disturb parents of youngsters except some violence -- a swordfight, a chandelier that falls on a crowded opera house, and so on. None of it is particularly graphic but it may be frightening to young children.

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December 13, 2004

Ocean’s Twelve

Directed by: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, and everyone else from “Ocean’s Eleven.”
Rated: Rated PG-13 for language.
Parental Notes: There really isn’t much here that’s objectionable for preteens. This is a caper flick with some swearing. If you don’t mind letting your kids see a film where the good guys are thieves, there should be no problem.

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November 15, 2004

After the Sunset

Directed by: Brett Ratner
Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Salma Hayek, Woody Harrelson, Don Cheadle
Rated: PG-13 for sexuality, violence and language.
Parental Notes: There's some sensuality here, but nothing terribly explicit. This is probably a harmless film for preteens but not really aimed at those younger than about 12.

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October 25, 2004

Surviving Christmas

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Mike Mitchell
Starring: Ben Affleck, James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara, Christina Applegate
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, language and a brief
Parental Notes: There are some mature themes and swearing here but nothing preteens can't handle. Young kinds probably won't understand the humor, but teenagers with a cynical streak will probably enjoy it.

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October 04, 2004

Mr. 3000

Originally written for The Milpitas Post.

Directed by: Charles Stone III
Starring: Bernie Mac, Angela Basset, Michael Rispoli, Brian J. White, Ian Anthony Dale
Rated: Rated PG-13 for sexual content and language.
Parental Notes: This is a good movie for teens and preteens, although some parents may find the good-natured swearing and mild sexuality objectionable.

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September 12, 2004

Cellular

Originally written for The Milpitas Post.

Directed by: David R. Ellis
Starring: Chris Evans, Kim Bassinger, Jason Statham, William H. Macy
Rated: PG-13 for violence, terror situations, language and some sexual references.
Parental Notes: This is a fairly intense PG-13 film, and may be way to intense for preteens. Teens will doubtless enjoy the humor-action mix.

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August 30, 2004

Hero

Directed by: Zhang Yimou
Starring: Jet Li, Daoming Chen, Donnie Yen, Tony Leung Chiu Wai, Maggie Cheung
Rated: PG-13 for stylized martial arts violence and a scene of sensuality.
Parental Notes: The violence in this movie is all heavily stylized and largely bloodless. This should be fine for preteens and up, although more mature kids will appreciate the philosophy more.

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August 02, 2004

The Village

Review originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Bryce Dallas Howard, William Hurt, Sigourney Weaver, Adrien Brody
Rated: PG-13 for a scene of violence and frightening situations.
Parental Notes: “The Village” is a nearly gore-free thriller, too intense for little ones and possibly too slow for preteens. Teenagers who enjoyed Shyamalan’s other films will probably like it.

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July 26, 2004

The Bourne Supremacy

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Paul Greengrass
Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Joan Allen, Brian Cox
Rated: PG-13, for violence and intense action, and brief language
Parental Notes: Teens and preteens who enjoyed the first movie will doubtless like this one. It is almost certainly too intense for youngsters.

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July 19, 2004

I, Robot

Directed by: Alex Proyas

Starring: Will Smith, Bridget Moynahan, Alan Tudyk, James Cromwell

Rated: PG-13 for intense stylized action, and some brief partial nudity.

Parental Notes: This is a PG-13 movie that deserves its rating - the violence, while stylized, is still violence. It's not gruesome or lascivious by any means, but youngsters may find it too intense. Teens and mature preteens will no doubt love it.

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July 05, 2004

Spider-Man 2

Directed by: Sam Raimi

Starring: Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst, Alfred Molina

Rated: PG-13 for stylized action violence.

Parental Notes: Although youngsters may find much of the film too intense, preteens and teens will doubtless have a good time if they're Spider-Man fans.

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June 21, 2004

The Stepford Wives

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Frank Oz

Starring: Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, Glenn Close, Christopher Walken, Roger Bart, Jon Lovitz.

Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, thematic material and language.

Parental Notes: Much of the humor here will be over the heads of youngsters, but teens with an ear for social satire will doubtless love it.

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June 14, 2004

The Chronicles of Riddick

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed and written by: David Twohy

Starring: Vin Diesel, Colm Feore, Thandie Newton, Judi Dench, Karl Urban, Alexa Davalos, Linus Roache

Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of violent action and some language.

Parental Notes: Although some sequences, such as a man burning to death in superheated air, will definitely be too intense for youngsters, mature preteens and teens should be fine. The violence is fairly bloodless and without gruesome sound effects and there's virtually no sensuality.

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May 31, 2004

The Day After Tomorrow

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Roland Emmerich

Starring: Dennis Quaid, Jake Gyllenhaal, Sela Ward, Emmy Rossum, Dash Mihok, Ian Holm

Rated: PG-13 for intense situations of peril.

Parental Notes: Although some of the perilous situations may be a bit much for youngsters, this isn't a particularly gruesome movie. There are shots of people frozen to death and other deaths, but they're fairly bloodless.

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May 17, 2004

VanHelsing

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Steven Sommers

Starring: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, David Wenham, Shuler Hensley, Kevin J. O'Connor

Rated: Rated PG-13 for nonstop creature action violence and frightening images, and for sensuality.

Parental Notes: Although the monster action is indeed nonstop, this is an innocuous movie for teens and preteens. It's not overly gross and although there's sensuality, it's not excessive.

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May 10, 2004

Envy

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Barry Levinson

Starring: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Rachel Weisz, Amy Poehler, Christopher Walken

Rated: PG-13 for language and sexual/crude humor.

Parental Notes: Teens will probably find this somewhat over-the-top tale of the infamous emotion and its effects amusing. It's a bit raunchy for younger kids, but not terribly so.

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May 03, 2004

Laws of Attraction

Originally Published In: The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Peter Howitt

Starring: Julianne Moore, Pierce Brosnan, Parker Posey, Michael Sheen

Rated: PG-13 for sexual content and language.

Parental Notes: This light romantic comedy is fine for teens but will probably bore youngsters.

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April 19, 2004

Connie and Carla

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Michael Lembeck

Starring: Nia Vardalos, Toni Collette, David Duchovny, Stephen Spinella

Rated: PG-13 for thematic elements, sexual humor and drug references.

Parental Notes: Parents who aren't worried about the subject matter (drag queens and mobsters) will find nothing to object to in this sweet, fluffy comedy.

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April 12, 2004

Walking Tall

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Kevin Bray

Starring: The Rock, Johnny Knoxville, Neal McDonough, John Beasley, Barbara Tarbuck, Kristen Wilson

Rated: PG-13 for sequences of intense violence, sexual content, drug material and language

Parental Notes: This is a hard PG-13, much closer to an R. Teens will probably like it but some sequences, including one torture scene, may be too intense for preteens.

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April 05, 2004

Hellboy

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: Guillermo del Toro

Starring: Ron Perlman, Selma Blair, Karel Roden, Rupert Evans, John Hurt, Doug Jones

Rated: PG-13 for sci-fi action violence and frightening images.

Parental Notes: There's plenty of violence here, but it's comic-book style and mostly harmless for the teen and mature preteen set.

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March 29, 2004

Starsky and Hutch

Directed by: Todd Phillips
Starring: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Juliette Lewis, Snoop Dog
Rated: PG-13 for drug content, sexual situations, partial nudity, language and some violence.
Parental Notes: most of the film is innocuous, and although teens may not get all the 70s references, they'll probably find it amusing.

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February 12, 2004

Against the Ropes

Directed by: Charles Dutton
Starring: Meg Ryan, Omar Epps, Charles Dutton, Tony Shalhoub, Joe Cortese, Kerry Washington
Rated: PG-13 for crude language, violence, brief sensuality and some drug material.
Parental Notes: Although the boxing sequences in this picture may be a bit intense for some youngsters, this film should be fine for most preteens. It also provides a positive female role model, one who learns from her mistakes and isn't too proud to say she's sorry.

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February 02, 2004

The Perfect Score

Directed by: Brian Robbins
Starring: Erika Christensen, Chris Evans, Bryan Greenberg, Scarlett Johansson, Darius Miles, Leonardo Nam
Rated: PG-13 (for language, sexual content, and some drug references)
Parental Notes: Although some parents may worry about the central premise of the film - stealing the answers to the SAT - this is an innocuous teen flick. There is some sexual innuendo and a bit of foul language, but nothing overly objectionable for the teen or pre-teen set. Indeed, this might serve as a good springboard for discussion about standardized testing and its fairness.

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January 19, 2004

The Perfect Score

Directed by: Brian Robbins
Starring: Erika Christensen, Chris Evans, Bryan Greenberg, Scarlett Johansson, Darius Miles, Leonardo Nam
Rated: PG-13 (for language, sexual content, and some drug references)
Parental Notes: Although some parents may worry about the central premise of the film - stealing the answers to the SAT - this is an innocuous teen flick. There is some sexual innuendo and a bit of foul language, but nothing overly objectionable for the teen or pre-teen set. Indeed, this might serve as a good springboard for discussion about standardized testing and its fairness.

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January 16, 2004

Along Came Polly

Originally written for The Milpitas Post

Directed by: John Hamburg
Starring: Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Debra Messing
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, language, crude humor and some drug references.
Parental Notes: There's plenty of toilet humor here, but not much else objectionable for the preteen or teen set.

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January 11, 2004

Big Fish

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Directed by: Tim Burton
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Albert Finney, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Helena Bonham Carter, Marion Cotillard
Rated: PG-13 for a fight scene, some images of nudity and a suggestive reference.
Parental Notes: This is a good film for almost any age, although young children may find parts of it too intense.

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January 09, 2004

Along Came Polly

Directed by: John Hamburg
Starring: Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Debra Messing
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, language, crude humor and some drug references.
Parental Notes: There's plenty of toilet humor here, but not much else objectionable for the preteen or teen set.

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January 08, 2004

Paycheck

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Directed by: John Woo
Starring: Ben Affleck, Uma Thurman, Aaron Eckhart, Paul Giamatti
Rated: PG-13 for intense action violence and brief language
Parental Notes: This is a solid sci-fi thriller, and may be too intense for youngsters. There are plenty of action sequences, and while not bloody they are certainly intense.

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January 03, 2004

Big Fish

Directed by: Tim Burton
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Albert Finney, Billy Crudup, Jessica Lange, Helena Bonham Carter, Marion Cotillard
Rated: PG-13 for a fight scene, some images of nudity and a suggestive reference.
Parental Notes: This is a good film for almost any age, although young children may find parts of it too intense.

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December 21, 2003

Something's Gotta Give

Written and Directed by: Nancy Meyers
Starring: Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Amanda Peet, Keanu Reeves, Frances McDormand
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, brief nudity and strong language
Parental Notes: youngsters probably won't get this movie, but it might be educational for teens to see that older people really do have feelings and can fall in love. Mature teens with a good sense of humor will probably enjoy it, even if they can't identify with most of the characters.

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December 07, 2003

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Directed by: Peter Jackson
Starring: Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Ian McKellan, Viggo Mortensen, Dominic Monaghan, Billy Boyd, Andy Serkis, and a cast of thousands.
Rated: Rated PG-13 for intense epic battle sequences and frightening images.
Parental Notes: Teens and preteens who enjoyed the previous films will definitely want to see this final installment. Many children may find the battle sequences too intense, for while they aren't particularly gory they are visually and audibly overwhelming at times.

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November 21, 2003

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Starring: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany
Directed by: Peter Weir
Rated: PG-13 for intense battle sequences, related images, and brief language.
Parental Notes: Youngsters may find the battle sequences and medical procedures shown in the film too intense; there is plenty of attention to realism here. Teens looking for some brains with their brawn will likely enjoy it.

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November 02, 2003

Runaway Jury

Directed by: Gary Fleder
Starring: John Cusack, Rachel Weisz, Dustin Hoffman, Gene Hackman
Rated: PG-13 for violence, language and thematic elements.
Parental Notes: This is a standard Grisham thriller, appropriate for all teens and mature pre-teens. The violence is not particularly gory but youngsters may find it a bit intense.

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October 21, 2003

School of Rock

Directed by: Richard Linklater
Starring: Jack Black, Joan Cusack, Miranda Cosgrove, Joey Gaydos, Kevin Clark.
Rated: PG-13 for some rude humor and drug references.
Parental Notes: As other reviewers have noted, this movie does not deserve a PG-13 rating. There is some rude humor and drug references, but this is a movie kids will love, especially if they like rock music.

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October 01, 2003

Duplex

Directed by: Danny DeVito
Starring: Ben Stiller, Drew Barrymore, Eileen Essel, Harvey Fierstein, Robert Wisdom
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content, language and some violence.
Parental Notes: Plenty of slapstick comedy and some dark themes, but little objectionable material for teens or mature preteens.

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September 01, 2003

The Medallion

Directed by: Gordon Chan
Starring: Jackie Chan, Claire Forlani, Julian Sands, Lee Evans
Rated: PG-13 for action violence and some sexual humor.
Parental Notes: The content of "The Medallion" is fine for preteens and above, provided they can endure the mediocre fight scenes and atrocious dialog and acting.

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August 18, 2003

Passionada

Directed by: Dan Ireland
Starring: Jason Isaacs, Sofia Milos, Emmy Rossum, Lupe Ontiveros, Seymour Cassel, Theresa Russell
Rated: PG-13
Running Time: 108 min.
Parental Notes: Although this movie contains nothing objectionable for preteens beyond some passionate kissing and implied sexual activity, it may bore them with its sly humor and slow, thoughtful romance.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 21, 2003

Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life

Directed by: Jan de Bont
Starring: Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Ciarán Hinds, Noah Taylor, Chris Barrie
Rated: PG-13 for action violence and some sensuality.
Parental Notes: The violence and sensuality in "The Cradle of Life" are fairly low-key, making it suitable for preteens. Some youngsters may find the final sequence, which involves terrifying monsters who can vanish into solid objects at will, a bit too intense.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 11, 2003

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Directed by: Stephen Norrington
Starring: Sean Connery, Peta Wilson, Naseeruddin Shah, Tony Curran, Stuart Townsend, Shane West, Jason Flemyng, and Richard Roxburgh.
Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of fantasy violence, language and innuendo.
Parental Notes: Although preteens may find some of the fight sequences too intense, teens will doubtless enjoy the special effects and intriguing characters.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 01, 2003

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley
Rated: PG-13 for action/adventure violence.
Parental Notes: Although some youngsters may find the skeletal pirates too frightening, preteens and teens will doubtless love the swashbuckling excitement and teen heartthrob romance of this film.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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June 01, 2003

The Italian Job

Director: F. Gary Gray
Starring: Mark Wahlberg, Donald Sutherland, Edward Norton, Charlize Theron, Seth Green, Jason Statham, Mos Def
Rated: PG-13 for violence and some language
Parental Notes: This is a fun summer action flick, with nothing to distress younger teens. Some children may find the chase sequences too intense.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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May 11, 2003

Bulletproof Monk

Starring: Chow Yun-Fat, Seann William Scott, Jamie King
Directed by: Paul Hunter
Rated: PG-13 for violence, language and some sexual content.
Parental Notes: "Bulletproof Monk" is a fairly harmless action flick, with over-the-top fight sequences. Teens and preteens who don't mind how cheesy it is will enjoy it.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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March 31, 2003

Willard

Directed by: Glen Morgan
Starring: Crispin Glover, R. Lee Ermy, Laura Harring, Jackie Burroughs
Rated: PG-13
Parental Notes: although probably too intense for youngsters or those with phobias around rats, "Willard" will doubtless be enjoyed by teens with a taste for the macabre.

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March 21, 2003

Chicago

Directed by: Rob Marshall
Starring: Reneé Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Richard Gere, Queen Latifah, John C. Reilly
Rated: PG-13 for sexual content and dialogue, violence and thematic elements.
Parental Notes: "Chicago" is a film with dark humor and a very cynical take on the justice system, and as such it may be inappropriate for youngsters. Teens will likely appreciate its strong (and attractively-dressed) female characters as well as its edgy feel.

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March 01, 2003

Daredevil

Directed by: Mark Steven Johnson
Starring: Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Michael Clarke Duncan, Colin Farrell, Jon Favreau, Joe Pantoliano
Rated: PG-13 for action/violence and some sensuality
Parental Notes: This is a typical dark-comic-book movie, with a hefty dollop of bone-crunching sound effects and over-the-top violence. Teenagers with a taste for comics will probably adore it, but it might be too intense for preteens and younger children.

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November 21, 2002

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Starring: Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Ian McKellan, John Rhys-Davies, Miranda Otto, Karl Urban, Bernard Hill, Andy Serkis, David Wenham, Brad Dourif
Directed by: Peter Jackson
Rated: PG-13
Parental Notes: Although the violence in "The Two Towers" is not particularly graphic, it is too intense for young children. However, fantasy-minded preteens and teens will no doubt enjoy it.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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November 14, 2002

Die Another Day

Starring: Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Toby Stephens, Rick Yune, Rosamund Pike
Directed By: Lee Tamahori
Rated: PG-13 for action violence and sexuality.
Parental Notes: This film is probably too intense for younger teens, but will no doubt be popular with older kids.

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October 28, 2002

The Transporter

Starring: Jason Statham, Qi Shu, Matt Schulze
Directed by: Corey Yuen
Rated: PG-13 for violent sequences and some sensuality.
Parental Notes: Although "The Transporter" is a fairly bloodless film, it is quite violent. Younger teens may find it too intense but older ones will probably love it.

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September 15, 2002

Simone

Directed by: Andrew Niccol
Starring: Al Pacino, Catherine Keener, Jason Schwartzman
Rated: PG-13 for some sensuality
Parental Notes: "Simone" is a film that will probably go over the heads of youngsters, but older teens may appreciate its mockery of the Hollywood machine.

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August 15, 2002

Signs

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan
Starring: Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Abigail Breslin, Rory Culkin, Cherry Jones
Rated: PG-13 for some frightening moments
Parental Notes: "Signs" is aimed at the adult crowd, and more mature teens may enjoy it. Youngsters will likely find it alternately dull and terrifying, as some of the more suspenseful scenes are quite intense.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 21, 2002

Eight Legged Freaks

Directed by: Ellory Elkayem
Starring: David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Scott Terra, Scarlett Johannson, Leon Rippy
Rated: PG-13, for sci-fi violence, brief sexuality and language.
Parental Notes: There's not much here to distress parents of older preteens and teenagers. Some sequences may be frightening to small children, but the violence is mostly cartoonish rather than truly frightening.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 15, 2002

Men In Black II

Stars: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Lara Flynn Boyle
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Rated: PG-13 for sci-fi action violence and some provocative humor.
Parental Notes: Like the first film, "Men in Black II" is primarily aimed at teens and sci-fi fans. Younger children may find some sequences too intense, but the violence is very cartoonish and completely lacking in gore.

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File under: Rated PG-13
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July 01, 2002

Minority Report

Stars: Tom Cruise, Max von Sydow, Samantha Morton, Colin Farrell
Directed by: Steven Spielberg
Rated: PG-13 for violence, brief language, some sexuality and drug content.
Parental Notes: This film contains some scenes that children and younger teens will likely find far too intense to watch, in particular a scene in which a character's eyes are removed surgically (mostly off-screen).

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File under: Rated PG-13
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May 03, 2002

Spider-Man

Director: Sam Raimi
Stars: Tobey McGuire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst
Rated: PG-13 (stylized violence and action)
Notes for Parents: "Spider-man" is filled with mostly cartoonish violence and thrills, but there are several moments which may be too intense for youngsters. It's chiefly appropriate for mature pre-teens and teens.

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February 01, 2002

Rollerball

Starring: Chris Klein, LL Cool J, Jean Reno, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
Rated: PG-13 (violence, nudity)
Notes for Parents: "Rollerball" is a film aimed at teenagers, but the unpleasant tone of the violence near the end may make it worrisome to parents of younger teens.

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November 06, 1998

Pleasantville

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September 27, 1998

Six-String Samurai

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April 12, 1998

City of Angels

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March 16, 1998

US Marshalls

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March 06, 1998

Krippendorf's Tribe

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February 20, 1998

The Wedding Singer

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February 13, 1998

Sphere

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September 22, 1997

Kull the Conqueror

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