Monthly Archives: September 2002

Yay! I got Dr. Lorencz! He is da schiznit. You are Dr. Lorencz(“The Boogie Man Will Get You”) Being responsible for the duties of mayor, sheriff, coroner, loans, insurance, and notary public for the little town of Jinxville, as well … Continue reading →

Sometimes I think that if I didn’t do these question things I wouldn’t post at all. 1. Do you have a favorite piece of poetry or prose written by someone else? Care to share it?I looooove poetry. Most of my … Continue reading →

Yeah, I’m late. Again. D’oh. Busy day yesterday. So busy in fact that I forgot to remind a friend to tape a Hives concert on AT&T Broadband’s TV channel. How lame is that??? Hopefully she will get my belated reminder … Continue reading →

1. If you knew that in one year you would die, suddenly, how would you change anything about the way you are now living?Hm… possibly. I imagine I’d stop worrying about my student debt quite so much, for one thing. … Continue reading →

You know, I tend to think of American teenagers as lameass wannabes who are even stupider than my peers were when I was that age. But sometimes they prove me wrong.

So I found out today that I have an ovarian dermoid cyst. This means I get to have surgery to get rid of it, wheee! Naturally, this sent Dad and me scurrying for the web. Here’s some stuff Dad turned … Continue reading →

Rumblelizard has some excellent points about the possibility of war against Iraq. I totally agree.

Military Operation Name Generator, passed along to me by Dad.

CockyBastard and G Bunny Goddess wrote some lovely things in their journals. There’s so much crap going on in my life right now that I’m not sure how to express how I feel about today. I hate the fad for … Continue reading →

Dear _______________, My name is Ealasaid A. Haas, and I am a recent graduate of Stanford University’s Masters program in Journalism. I am desperate for a job to pay off the huge loans I had to take out to get … Continue reading →