Well, everything went fine, right up until I tried to install Windows.
The computer won’t boot off my Windows98 CD. It won’t boot off a boot floppy disk created with Norton Antivirus. It claims both are “Invalid systems disks” even though both will boot the other computer in this room just fine.
So we’re probably going to try replacing the floppy and/or hard drives and see if that works. Oh, joy.