{"id":82,"date":"2002-07-21T16:53:05","date_gmt":"2002-07-21T16:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ealasaid.com\/writing\/reviews\/2002\/07\/21\/eight-legged-freaks\/"},"modified":"2022-06-11T11:40:42","modified_gmt":"2022-06-11T18:40:42","slug":"eight-legged-freaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ealasaid.com\/main\/2002\/07\/21\/eight-legged-freaks\/","title":{"rendered":"Eight Legged Freaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Directed by:<\/b> Ellory Elkayem<br \/>\n<b>Starring:<\/b> David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Scott Terra, Scarlett Johannson, Leon Rippy<br \/>\n<b>Rated:<\/b> PG-13, for sci-fi violence, brief sexuality and language.<br \/>\n<b>Parental Notes:<\/b> There&#8217;s not much here to distress parents of older preteens and teenagers. Some sequences may be frightening to small children, but the violence is mostly cartoonish rather than truly frightening.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nSummer is the time for escapist action movies, and &#8220;Eight Legged Freaks&#8221; fits the bill perfectly. Well, unless you&#8217;re a serious arachnophobe. Action-lovers and fans of cheesy horror films will be right at home.<br \/>\nThe story is simple enough &#8211; hundreds of spiders are exposed to toxic waste and escape from their cages at an exotic spider farm. Grown to amazing sizes, they turn to the nearest source of prey &#8211; Prosperity, Arizona, a run-down mining town. When night falls and the spiders come out in force, it&#8217;s up to the sheriff to pull the townspeople together to survive the arachnid onslaught.<br \/>\nShooting the film in 40 days in the desert with a mostly unknown cast, director Ellory Elkayem saved the budget for the special effects. As a result, the spiders are wonderfully done, detailed and simultaneously funny and freaky in true B-movie tradition. They provide as many laughs as gasps, reacting at times in very human ways to the attempts of their prey to escape.<br \/>\nArrayed against the spiders are sheriff Sam Parker (Kari Wuhrer), her two children Mike (Scott Terra) and Ashley (Scarlett Johannson), and the prodigal heir to the tapped-out mine beneath the town, Chris McCormack (David Arquette). Young Mike is an expert on spiders, a friend to the owner of the exotic spider farm, and surprisingly not excessively cloying or aggravating in the tradition of child geniuses from the movies. Sam herself is a real gun-toting mama, as believable with a shotgun to her shoulder as with her arms around her children. Arquette is in fine form, playing yet another goofy guy who just wants to do the right thing.<br \/>\n&#8220;Eight Legged Freaks&#8221; mixes thrills and comedy with ease, paying homage to the classic monster movies while gently satirizing them. The blend of cheesiness and genuine excitement is reminiscent of Universal&#8217;s recent Mummy films, blended with the lunacy of &#8220;Attack of the Killer Tomatoes&#8221; or &#8220;Buckaroo Banzai.&#8221; Irascible grumps and arachnophobic folks should stay away, but those just out for a fun couple of hours at the movies will love &#8220;Eight Legged Freaks.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Directed by: Ellory Elkayem Starring: David Arquette, Kari Wuhrer, Scott Terra, Scarlett Johannson, Leon Rippy Rated: PG-13, for sci-fi violence, brief sexuality and language. Parental Notes: There&#8217;s not much here to distress parents of older preteens and teenagers. 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