Dear Force, no, not another…

“You may be in trouble. You have disturbing taste in magazines, you’re on the wrong side of the “Survivor” tribe and we’re not even gonna talk about your approach to a Tootsie Roll Pop. You’re probably spending too much time studying the ways of the Dark Side — learning how to blow up planets and stuff like that. We suggest an immediate sabbatical to Coruscant. ”
—Dark Side Detector