[The scene: a party, late in the night. Everyone is playing Catchphrase, a verbal version of charades.]
Phraseholder: It’s something a flower does.
Everyone [simultaneously]: Bloom! Grow! Attract bees!
Ealasaid [eagerly, at same time]: Wilt!
Everyone: [stares in surprise]
I swear, I was having a great time. That was just the first thing that sprang to mind.
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